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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'
'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'
'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.
'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'
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Posted 07 February 2010 - 03:53 AM
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Posted 07 February 2010 - 08:47 AM
haha Nice. I wonder if his ears would smell like vagina all the time?
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Posted 07 February 2010 - 11:32 AM
R8RH8R, on 07 February 2010 - 08:47 AM, said:
haha Nice. I wonder if his ears would smell like vagina all the time?
Hahahha gross! Nothing like a piss flap reduction!
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Posted 07 February 2010 - 04:24 PM
K-OZ, on 07 February 2010 - 11:32 AM, said:
R8RH8R, on 07 February 2010 - 08:47 AM, said:
haha Nice. I wonder if his ears would smell like vagina all the time?
Hahahha gross! Nothing like a piss flap reduction!
<<<shaking head....I thought the joke was rough enough, you guys took it to another level!
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:21 AM
wonder if the guys ears are going to taste like vag now lol. good joke milo lol
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:48 PM
HAHA thats some fanny chit.
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 10:15 AM
viper3, on 08 February 2010 - 07:21 AM, said:
wonder if the guys ears are going to taste like vag now lol. good joke milo lol
Jokes on viper, he was the burnt man.
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